A married conversation
Wife: "Honey, go to the bathroom now, because I will need to be here."
Me: "Now or never, huh?"
Wife: "Yes."
Me (only joking!): "Unless I use the sink in the kitchen"
Wife: "I don't think so."
Me: "But it all goes to the same place, right?"
Wife: "But there is cutlery out next to the sink in the kitchen."
Me: "But there are toothbrushes out next to the sink in the bathroom, and the sink is close to the toilet."
Wife: "Oh no!"
I think my wife may be rethinking where to store toothbrushes soon. ;)
Me: "Now or never, huh?"
Wife: "Yes."
Me (only joking!): "Unless I use the sink in the kitchen"
Wife: "I don't think so."
Me: "But it all goes to the same place, right?"
Wife: "But there is cutlery out next to the sink in the kitchen."
Me: "But there are toothbrushes out next to the sink in the bathroom, and the sink is close to the toilet."
Wife: "Oh no!"
I think my wife may be rethinking where to store toothbrushes soon. ;)