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Following on from yesterdays revelations that the Easter Bunny does in fact hate you, I found what may be offered as an explaination in todays Guardian newspaper:
"The Easter Bunny is understood to be sick of getting embroiled in disputes. He was physically attacked in 2003 in a Wisconsin shopping mall - prompting local police to make an arrest - and beaten up again last year in Michigan, while posing for photographs with local children."
"The Easter Bunny is understood to be sick of getting embroiled in disputes. He was physically attacked in 2003 in a Wisconsin shopping mall - prompting local police to make an arrest - and beaten up again last year in Michigan, while posing for photographs with local children."