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[parthenophobic]

Dear LiveJournal Users,

Are you aware that Holly White is awesomeness... personified?!

She is not, however, a monkey sent to my house by Tom to entertain me while myspace is down.

So I am far less entertained right now than if, say, there were a monkey in my room

entertaining me

while myspace is down.

Someone either fix myspace... or send me a goddamn monkey.

Or send Holly to my house, wearing a little hat while perched atop an organ grinder :)

Sincerely,

Parthenophobic.