Lock Your Doors! Ugly Clones Are Taking Over
OMFG I just took Jown home after a delicious burrito from Filibertos. While sitting at the light at 24th st. and University in the left turn lane, what looked like a 12 year old on a bike rolls past me. Upon passing me, I saw that he was probably about 40. Ugly as shit too. Acne scars, crazy looking almost orange hair and he appeared to be kinda small. Not midget small, but typical 12-15 year old small. He was dressed in black. black pants, shirt and hat. He was carrying what appeared to be a lit up cell phone, but it was probably some kind of creepy DNA sampling device for when they turn us all into clones. After he passed me, he turned and looked my way. WTF? Why is he looking at me?
And then I saw it.
I turned to my left to see if he was looking at me, and there was another person on a bike waiting at the crosswalk to go north. HE LOOKED EXACTLY ALIKE! Not only did he look identical, so were the clothes, the bike and the phone thing in his hand! IT WAS FUCKING CREEPY! He was not there 2 seconds earlier when the other guy crossed. I watched that guy roll up from nearly half a block down the road! This guy was simply not there before. And no, there is no possible way he could have rolled up behind me. STFU.
I did a double take and looked to my right to make sure I didn't imagine the first guy. Sure enough he was there riding away. He had a bright red light on the back of his bike, exactly like the guy to my left.
I called Jown immediately and told him to lock his doors and look out for pods in his house. I figured this may be the last time I ever see him the way he is. I also instructed him to destroy me if I look like one of these ugly orange haired clones next time I see him. If I look like that, then I'm already dead. I would do the same for him if it came down to it.
With that being said, I would give you all the same message, lock your doors, don't let ugly orange haired people in black scan you or sample you and look out for pods in your homes. I hope to see you all again someday, but I fear we will be overrun in just a few weeks.
I love you all and I want you to know that I enjoy and appreciate the times we've shared. Be safe.
-nate
And then I saw it.
I turned to my left to see if he was looking at me, and there was another person on a bike waiting at the crosswalk to go north. HE LOOKED EXACTLY ALIKE! Not only did he look identical, so were the clothes, the bike and the phone thing in his hand! IT WAS FUCKING CREEPY! He was not there 2 seconds earlier when the other guy crossed. I watched that guy roll up from nearly half a block down the road! This guy was simply not there before. And no, there is no possible way he could have rolled up behind me. STFU.
I did a double take and looked to my right to make sure I didn't imagine the first guy. Sure enough he was there riding away. He had a bright red light on the back of his bike, exactly like the guy to my left.
I called Jown immediately and told him to lock his doors and look out for pods in his house. I figured this may be the last time I ever see him the way he is. I also instructed him to destroy me if I look like one of these ugly orange haired clones next time I see him. If I look like that, then I'm already dead. I would do the same for him if it came down to it.
With that being said, I would give you all the same message, lock your doors, don't let ugly orange haired people in black scan you or sample you and look out for pods in your homes. I hope to see you all again someday, but I fear we will be overrun in just a few weeks.
I love you all and I want you to know that I enjoy and appreciate the times we've shared. Be safe.
-nate