Pirates of the Caribbean: At The Series Ruin

May 27, 2007 21:37

Is anyone as FUCKING PISSED about this movie as I am? I have seriously never been more let down by a movie than I have been by this one. I HATED this movie.

The plot was retarded. To be honest I kinda wish I had never seen this movie and therefore the last one too. I rather liked the second one, but this made me not like that one because it was building up to this trash. The end was depressing and stupid as was the middle and the begining. Visually entertaining, yes. But as a story, this film failed miserably. Full of plot holes and loose ends. Nothing is really resolved and everyone is left screwed over in the end except for a certain someone. And why is she a goddess?! And why crabs?! So many plot pointless subplots and stupidness! WHY!

And to top it off, WHY DID JACKS BANDANA CHANGE COLORS WITH EVERY SHOT!?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted Elliot, Terry Rossio, and Gore Verbinski should go jump off a cliff. Seriously.

Ugh. I'll never watch this movie again.

-nate
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