THESE BLANKETS ARE UNDERCOOKED!
In last nights dream, I learned that blankets made of country fried steak can be harmful and useless if undercooked. Before slipping the large sheet of steak into the fabric of the blanket, one must cook it to a point of deliciousness, as being raw will result a rather cold night and possibly a closet full of sick kittens.
Also take note that when going to restraunts in someones appartment, always grab the fried shrimp at the front of the buffet as grabbing your food from the back will be soggy result in your father wanting a turkey sandwich, which then makes you want a grilled cheese.
And also be make sure when buying t-shirts with Hawaiian print on them that say something stupid like "Awahoo Hawawa" or "Wiki Wiki Why" to slap the man selling them. He will probably recommend that you go eat at his restraunt upstairs and try to sell you a country fried blanket.
Wow...I'm wierd.
-nate
Also take note that when going to restraunts in someones appartment, always grab the fried shrimp at the front of the buffet as grabbing your food from the back will be soggy result in your father wanting a turkey sandwich, which then makes you want a grilled cheese.
And also be make sure when buying t-shirts with Hawaiian print on them that say something stupid like "Awahoo Hawawa" or "Wiki Wiki Why" to slap the man selling them. He will probably recommend that you go eat at his restraunt upstairs and try to sell you a country fried blanket.
Wow...I'm wierd.
-nate