Hohoho, Frei has talked to me.
Mail, we get mail here? I had no clue.
I got a letter from Frei. Didn't know she cared so much...wait I take that back. No surprises there.
Here was her letter.
Loki,
Hey there! How's that school thing going? Have you learned any new things like proper manners and such? Not much here going on in Valhalla and Asgard. Got a some new warriors, but they're boring as anything. Everything seems so boring without you being here.
So how is your school thing, I really want to know all about it. Like what people go there, ohh and what they learn there. What's the food there like? I've never tried anything out of Asgard and am dying to know.
My new hair looks just the same as it did before you fell down the stairs with open sisscors and they closed on my braid as you fell. Don't worry, I believe your story, ...but I think I'm the only one. Well, maybe Thor, but I don't think he wants to admitt it. Freya hates it, I think she liked the idea of us looking like sisters. I don't really care though, I just miss your jokes. Hmmm, maybe I can visit you!
So how does everyone act towards you, being a god, and their just all humans? I bet their scared of you or are really nice to you. Do they give you gifts and stuff?
--Frei
P.S. Did you find out what that bird/tongue thing was yet? I'm sure if it was still alive we could have figured it out. I still can't believe I forgot to feed it for a few weeks.
Mind you, journal, the original letter was actually much longer, but half of it couldn't be read. Frei's handwritting is probably the most difficult thing I've ever looked at. It was like looking at one of those retarded 3D pictures that are a bunch of strange shapes and tell you that they make out a 3D picture if you strain and dry your eyes out. Up there is what could be somewhat read, with huge grammar and spelling mistakes everywhere. Yes, Frei, you do need some schooling. Anyway here's my response.
Frei,
School is stupid and retarded. Everyone here is boring...well except for a few people. I'll give you a rundown on few of them.
Missy, she likes fire, points for that. I'm currently playing a game with her called, "Who can find out his/her real name first." I've been kind of lazy with it so far.
Yuffer, she has shiny balls that can summon things.
Laf, she claims to fight with Jumpropes for dwarfs.
That's it, there's supposed to be some Princess from a country that doesn't exist where we live and runs around in boxes. I have yet to come across her though.
Yes, I don't know why anyone believes me that I really did fall down stairs and accidently cut your hair.
As for the God thing, everyone worships me. This place needs to be renamed as Worshippers of Loki then Squenix. I get Virgin Sacrifices every few days.
--Loki
P.S. No word on that Bird/tongue thing. No one is as helpful as they seem.
Well whatever, the Big Fat Furry Blob eats a shit load. No wonder it's so fat. It also likes to shed, it's all over my roommates bed. Haha, loser.
I need to name it something.
I got a letter from Frei. Didn't know she cared so much...wait I take that back. No surprises there.
Here was her letter.
Loki,
Hey there! How's that school thing going? Have you learned any new things like proper manners and such? Not much here going on in Valhalla and Asgard. Got a some new warriors, but they're boring as anything. Everything seems so boring without you being here.
So how is your school thing, I really want to know all about it. Like what people go there, ohh and what they learn there. What's the food there like? I've never tried anything out of Asgard and am dying to know.
My new hair looks just the same as it did before you fell down the stairs with open sisscors and they closed on my braid as you fell. Don't worry, I believe your story, ...but I think I'm the only one. Well, maybe Thor, but I don't think he wants to admitt it. Freya hates it, I think she liked the idea of us looking like sisters. I don't really care though, I just miss your jokes. Hmmm, maybe I can visit you!
So how does everyone act towards you, being a god, and their just all humans? I bet their scared of you or are really nice to you. Do they give you gifts and stuff?
--Frei
P.S. Did you find out what that bird/tongue thing was yet? I'm sure if it was still alive we could have figured it out. I still can't believe I forgot to feed it for a few weeks.
Mind you, journal, the original letter was actually much longer, but half of it couldn't be read. Frei's handwritting is probably the most difficult thing I've ever looked at. It was like looking at one of those retarded 3D pictures that are a bunch of strange shapes and tell you that they make out a 3D picture if you strain and dry your eyes out. Up there is what could be somewhat read, with huge grammar and spelling mistakes everywhere. Yes, Frei, you do need some schooling. Anyway here's my response.
Frei,
School is stupid and retarded. Everyone here is boring...well except for a few people. I'll give you a rundown on few of them.
Missy, she likes fire, points for that. I'm currently playing a game with her called, "Who can find out his/her real name first." I've been kind of lazy with it so far.
Yuffer, she has shiny balls that can summon things.
Laf, she claims to fight with Jumpropes for dwarfs.
That's it, there's supposed to be some Princess from a country that doesn't exist where we live and runs around in boxes. I have yet to come across her though.
Yes, I don't know why anyone believes me that I really did fall down stairs and accidently cut your hair.
As for the God thing, everyone worships me. This place needs to be renamed as Worshippers of Loki then Squenix. I get Virgin Sacrifices every few days.
--Loki
P.S. No word on that Bird/tongue thing. No one is as helpful as they seem.
Well whatever, the Big Fat Furry Blob eats a shit load. No wonder it's so fat. It also likes to shed, it's all over my roommates bed. Haha, loser.
I need to name it something.