Nov 05, 2009 11:23
Easy. Introduce him to Cassandra Cain.
CASS: "So...Lady Shiva. You thought she was...your mom. Bruce told me."
JASON: "Yeah, well, she wasn't."
CASS: "No. She's mine."
JASON: "What?"
CASS: "And she killed me. A few times. And brought me back."
JASON: "Grrr!" *attacks*
CASS: *SMACKDOWN*
Piece of cake, DC.
(Okay, so it doesn't entirely *solve* the problem. I just like making awkward Sound of Music references.)
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