Fuck you!!! , (or) Laughing all the way to the institute (or) Life in my times
So, my SO and I went to Gonorrhea island, (The new sex shop on south street) and I bought a 2.5 million dollar, caffine powered condom. Everytime you want to have sex, you just have to clamp this baby on, and pour scalding hot starbucks coffee on your penis. The burn kinda sucks, but its ok because afterward my SO sprays my third degree dick with a fire extinguisher.