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wanna know how stupid-drunk I am? I'm so stupid drunk I just lit a cigarette backwards. Here I was, lighting the cigarette filter end out, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working right, and then I realized that I had pieces of tobacco in my mouth. "Tommy," I thought, " you're a fucking genius. The only way you could possibly improve this situation is by the lighting it the proper way, smoking it, and then going to bed because it's four o'clock in the fucking morning." And then I did. The End.