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Jun 22, 2010 15:01

Paul: I have a new get rich plan.
1. Make a home movie of our cats.
2. Place it for sale online
3. Leak a copy to bittorrent
4. Send a legal notice to all downloaders offering not to press charges if they pay us $1500.
5. Profit!

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Me: “When you start out sitting meditation, it takes a long time for the mind to settle down, but as soon as the session is over you get right up and throw it away. It’s like climbing a ladder slowly, step by step, to the second floor, and then jumping out the window.”
Paul: uhm, i don't get that...are they saying it's bad thing?
Me: No, it's saying people meditate only to forget what they learned.
Me: ur climbing a ladder steadily and slowly just to jump out the window
Paul: ok, because jumping out of a second story window is not a good thing
Me: no, it is not.
Me: unless you are a fireman
Me: or a very lucky cat
Paul: Ok, they are saying it is bad to just forget
Me: correct-o-mundo
Paul: so it's ok to forget if I am a fireman?
Me: yes because u have the bouncy trampoline under you
Me: its ok to jump if you have a way to get back up
Paul: lucky fireman and their trampolines
Me: and cats
Paul: with their catolines
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