mmm...these william and sonoma marshmallows will be the end of me [and I don't even like marshmallows!...but whatever, I have about 4.5 pounds that I can gain back {don't ask...}]
...between eating s'mores [with Dave's technique of putting the chocolate inside] and Eli's current AIM profile of a lovely poem that he wrote while bored roofing over the summer ["virgins virgins are no fun, virgins cry when you're done"...poetic errm...genius, of course, although it might make some question his experiences with the 'crying' and all...] I am in somewhat AJSS state of mind. Or something. No, I'm not actually, but it's nice to pretend.
IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, HAVE YOU...
[x] written something on your body
[x] made a wish
[x] tied your shoes
[x] eaten cake
[ ] signed a contract
[ ] made something explode
[ ] directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
[x]sent something through the US mail
[x] been very angry
[x] gone a day without eating
[ ] watched more than three different television shows
[ ] prayed
[x] had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
[x] been intoxicated by any substance
[x] thrown up
[ ] gotten paid
[XXXXXX fuck ahhh] gone a night without sleeping
[x {if this means intangible things, sigh}] broken something you like by accident
[x] envied someone very strongly
[ ] finished an artistic project
[x] hated
[ ] fucked
[x] made a very loud noise
[x] made a noise that was too loud
[x] given a thumbs up
[ ] agreed to go to Highland Park, CA
[ ] slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
[ ] sampled
[ ] listened to Pat Benatar's "Love Is A Battlefield"
[x] been drunk
[x] smoked pot
[ ] kissed a member of the opposite sex
[x] rode in a taxi
[ ] been dumped
[ ] been fired
[ ] been in a fist fight
[ ] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
[ ] snuck out of my parent's house
[ ] been arrested
[ ] made out with a stranger
[ ] stole something from my job
[ ] went on a blind date
[not that I remember, but I lie a lot, so probably] lied to a friend
[ ] had a crush on teacher
[ ] been to europe
[ ] skipped school
DO YOU
[ ] have a bf
[ ] have a gf
[ ] have a crush
[ ] feel loved
[ ] feel lonely
[ ] feel happy
[ ] hate yourself
[ ] have a dog
[ ] have your own room
[x] listen to rap
[x] listen to rock
[ ] listen to soul
[ ] listen to techno
[x] listen to reggae
[ ] paint your nails
[ ] have more than one best friend
[x] get good grades
[ ] play an instrument
[only if you count the l.l.bean mocs but they aren't slippers, I swear] have slippers
[ ] wear boxers
[ ] wear black eyeliner
[x] like the color blue
[x] like the color yellow
[ ] cyber
[ ] claim
[x] like to read
[x] like to write
[x] have long hair
[ ] have short hair
[x] have a cell phone
[ ] have a laptop
[ ] have a pager
ARE YOU
[ ] ugly
[ ] pretty
[ ] ok
[x] bored
[ ] happy
[ ] bilingual
[x] white
[ ] black
[ ] asian
[i wish] mexican
[x] short
[ ] undecided on your height
[ ] tall
[ ] grounded
[ ] sick
[x] lazy
[x] single
[ ] taken
[ ] looking
[ ] not looking
[x] talking to someone
[x] IMing someone
[ ] scared to die
[ ] tired
[x] sleepy
[x] annoyed
[x] hungry
[x] thirsty
[ ] on the phone
[ ] in your room
[x] drinking something
[ ] eating something
[x] in your pjs
[x] ticklish
[ ] listening to music
[ ] homophobic
[ ] racist
[ ] sexist
...cool. I'm boring