just had to post this, seen it on clints lj then put my name on there and what do you know.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I bought porn for
punkangel (-10 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I set
xo_hottie_ox's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
imatasaruno (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4722 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
parn_of_losdoss