Cleveland Housing Advice Centre: The Week In Freudian Slips
Ace has just performed a magic trick.
Charlotte: How did you know that was the card?
Ace: It's telepathetic.
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Andrew is in the middle of one of his hundred-word-a-minute rants, this time about Paris Hilton.
Andrew: I mean, I went to see House of Wax - don't ask me why, I got dragged to see it by a friend, and anyway, it was absolute rubbish, she can't act at all. They say that - there was a thing going around at the time of the movie's release in April - was it April? - April last year that the only good thing about House of Wax, the only good bit in it is watching Paris Hilton take a sticky end.
Me: Er, when you say take a sticky end...
Charlotte: How did you know that was the card?
Ace: It's telepathetic.
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Andrew is in the middle of one of his hundred-word-a-minute rants, this time about Paris Hilton.
Andrew: I mean, I went to see House of Wax - don't ask me why, I got dragged to see it by a friend, and anyway, it was absolute rubbish, she can't act at all. They say that - there was a thing going around at the time of the movie's release in April - was it April? - April last year that the only good thing about House of Wax, the only good bit in it is watching Paris Hilton take a sticky end.
Me: Er, when you say take a sticky end...