The Winning Combination Of Self-Medication And Catwoman
It's funny - I did actually have a good weekend, despite watching this, this, this, this, this and this. I think the solution was lots and lots of drunk talk, interspersed with the odd episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm or Futurama as a palate cleanser.
But if you couldn't make it, you needn't worry! You can envisage what such a joyous event might possibly have been like with my exciting new game! Below, you'll find a selection of quotes which were screamed at the films in question by party guests at some point over the weekend. What you need to do is match up the insults with the films they were aimed at! The prize is a copy of BloodRayne, so make sure you get a few wrong on purpose.
1. ROGER: "Enough with the fucking running-down-stairs already!"
2. MARK: "But it never tells you what happens to the whooping-chicken-lizard. It leaves you hanging there."
3. TIM: "Remember that thing that gets beamed in at the end of Watchmen? She looks a bit like that.
4. HESTER: "I like how they don't have nipples when they transform. That would just be rude."
5. GRAHAM: "I mean, Batman & Robin made me feel sorry for George Clooney, but this is making me feel sorry for Alex Borstein..."
6. EVERYONE: "OSCAR WINNER AKIVA GOLDSMAN!!!"
But if you couldn't make it, you needn't worry! You can envisage what such a joyous event might possibly have been like with my exciting new game! Below, you'll find a selection of quotes which were screamed at the films in question by party guests at some point over the weekend. What you need to do is match up the insults with the films they were aimed at! The prize is a copy of BloodRayne, so make sure you get a few wrong on purpose.
1. ROGER: "Enough with the fucking running-down-stairs already!"
2. MARK: "But it never tells you what happens to the whooping-chicken-lizard. It leaves you hanging there."
3. TIM: "Remember that thing that gets beamed in at the end of Watchmen? She looks a bit like that.
4. HESTER: "I like how they don't have nipples when they transform. That would just be rude."
5. GRAHAM: "I mean, Batman & Robin made me feel sorry for George Clooney, but this is making me feel sorry for Alex Borstein..."
6. EVERYONE: "OSCAR WINNER AKIVA GOLDSMAN!!!"