Newsround Up
If you want to see Eric Balfour's erect cock, then I recommend... actually, I don't recommend this movie at all. I recommend a session with a psychiatrist and a nice, early night.
Photography is a remarkable art. What other medium could take a naked Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johanssen cuddling up to each other and make it so remarkably unerotic? It's an achievement, you have to give them that. That said, prolonged exposure to all manner of sexual weirdness has probably sent my libido a little funny. I found myself thinking this morning that, in the right light, beleagured Education Secretary Ruth Kelly is quite attractive. I don't know what it is. If you're into S&M, though, you might be interested to learn that she's an Opus Dei member, so you can be guaranteed a literally mortifying night in.
I read my first issue of the theguardian in ages the other day, and I was surprised to see an article credit for Benjamin Joffe-Walt. For those who can't remember him, here's a recent photo.
Abu Hamza is found guilty of incitement to murder, to the surprise of no-one. One thing that always annoyed me about the theguardian was its religious variation on the "Black people like us!" cringe; every time they wrote an article about Muslims the last three paragraphs would be devoted to Muslims saying "Yeah, I love the theguardian, it's great, big up nuff respec inna area and all that. Will you let me go now?" I wish they'd approached Hamza for one of those quotes. "The theguardian? Ah yes, very good newspaper, very fair, very true. You shall be the last of the filthy kaffirs to die."
Actually, one thing La Hamster said in one of his sermons quite impressed me - apparently he wants a Muslim in the White House, "just like Mohammed said". What, Mohammed said that? Centuries before the White House was built? Remarkable. Maybe there is something to this Islam lark after all...
Will reply to everyone's posts and comments later, I have to get off for work now. I just needed to get this vitally important stuff off my chest.
Photography is a remarkable art. What other medium could take a naked Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johanssen cuddling up to each other and make it so remarkably unerotic? It's an achievement, you have to give them that. That said, prolonged exposure to all manner of sexual weirdness has probably sent my libido a little funny. I found myself thinking this morning that, in the right light, beleagured Education Secretary Ruth Kelly is quite attractive. I don't know what it is. If you're into S&M, though, you might be interested to learn that she's an Opus Dei member, so you can be guaranteed a literally mortifying night in.
I read my first issue of the theguardian in ages the other day, and I was surprised to see an article credit for Benjamin Joffe-Walt. For those who can't remember him, here's a recent photo.
Abu Hamza is found guilty of incitement to murder, to the surprise of no-one. One thing that always annoyed me about the theguardian was its religious variation on the "Black people like us!" cringe; every time they wrote an article about Muslims the last three paragraphs would be devoted to Muslims saying "Yeah, I love the theguardian, it's great, big up nuff respec inna area and all that. Will you let me go now?" I wish they'd approached Hamza for one of those quotes. "The theguardian? Ah yes, very good newspaper, very fair, very true. You shall be the last of the filthy kaffirs to die."
Actually, one thing La Hamster said in one of his sermons quite impressed me - apparently he wants a Muslim in the White House, "just like Mohammed said". What, Mohammed said that? Centuries before the White House was built? Remarkable. Maybe there is something to this Islam lark after all...
Will reply to everyone's posts and comments later, I have to get off for work now. I just needed to get this vitally important stuff off my chest.