Parma's Original Miscellany

[parma_violets]

Do you think that porn stars get a bit upset when people describe them as "amateurs"? I mean, they're people like everyone else, they've got feelings, they get up in the morning and vow to go to work and be the best damn porn star in the universe, and they get into work and ask "What's the title of the video? 101 Sexy Amateurs? Amateurs? Dammit

Comments

[parma_violets]

It has to go into a script or a short story somewhere, hasn't it?

[baron_scarpia]

A wig? You're going to hvae to explain that incident as well.

[psycho_in_308]

wow. thats some story! very funny.

yes, explain the wig.

[parma_violets]

Apparently, Mahmoud mistook Oliver for me, and what struck him about "my" appearance wasn't the fact that I was slightly shorter and thinner than I usually was, but "my" hair, which he took to be a wig. Interestingly, once we pointed out it was someone else, he still persisted in thinking Oliver was wearing a wig. Thinking about it, I'm surprised it's not a more common reaction to Olly.

I'm considering wearing a wig while directing all the time now. A kind of trademark.

[baron_scarpia]

Well, Raimi has his suits...

[parma_violets]

Jim Jarmusch likes to wear a wig at all times. At least, I hope to God it's a wig.

[olilewis]

With the magic power of the telephone it doesn't have to have been from Middlesbrough. Technology these days, next thing they'll invent is somekind of box with moving pictures on it at long distance.

[gileswl]

Truly long-distance inventing is the technology of the future.

[parma_violets]

I once invented something while in a different town, and, indeed, era from the invention. I called it "Tele Vision".