Darling, Erase These Lines

[parkourdeer]

Title: Darling, Erase These Lines
Pairing: Kaisoo, mentioned Jundae
Rating: R
Genre: Horror (?), Hannibal!AU
Warnings: Hover and read carefully!
Length: ~4.7k
Summary: Everyone is messed up, but at least the sociopathic serial killer who put him in jail is a great fuck.

(A/N: Written for keizeria as a pinch-hit in universexo! This is by far the most messed up piece

Comments

[parkourdeer]

omg om og ogm godosagrowquaghoe!!1`jklf dont u no im kgyunsoo biase d u c ant put kygunsoo gifs anywehre and expect m e to be laive im sorry for typos im now a zombie thanks to ur ckyguunso o givfs thanks

anYWaY i actually did want to make soo hannibal but i was pinch-hitting and there was some wording where i thought the recipient wanted jongin as hannibal but since i was pinch-hitting i didnt want to waste any time asking u no so i just went for it and what do u no i got a bit carried away

T B H the scrotum was my favorite character in this whole story like !!1!! usually kyungsoo is (the bias is Strong, lmao) but this time iw as like !!1 cuTIE LILL SCROTUM RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE AND.. BEING CUTE ND HAPPY

i dont rly know where the scrotum came from actually i just think that among the category of bodily parts its the funnest word to say i mean like. are there any body parts with names that are more entertaining to say/write/read than scrotum. i didnt think so.

"dAMN boy if you story was a steak i'd be devouring it raw and laughing so hard all you can see is the bloody trails all over my face
or would it be luhan" i love u how did u not aht i hate luhan !!!11!!!! how u no!!

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