"ms. katie, why doesn't your hair move?"
i finally saw lori today! she surprised me at work, which i HATED cuz i looked like ASS! i would rather eat elephant shit than be surprised. anyway so my glasses are being held hostage, which means i couldn't see her very well at first cuz she was far away. all i could make out was her body, so of course i start checking her out BIG TIME. i thought she was a total MILF. but all the kids' moms are fat, so that didn't make sense. well i got up closer and realized it was her. it was kind of embarrassing cuz she called me later and the first thing she said was, "you totally checked me out...head to toe...haha!" arrrrrgh. right she was. ok so we used to always joke about having sex but today that's all we talked about for like 30 minutes. she looks awesome. and i guess if she thought i looked cute in my 4 year old ymca shirt and broken jeans, i may actually have a chance! haha too bad she has that girlfriend. not only that, she refers to herself as married! excuse me while i upchuck. she's going to be working with me this summer which makes me happy! she's fun to work with. ok well enough about the love of my life. yeah i just typed that. i don't care. some of you know the extent to which i dig this chick.
well i think i'm gonna order a pizza. bye.
well i think i'm gonna order a pizza. bye.