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[parklandspanawy]

1. Yellowjacket enters bedroom and buzzed around, then flies to window.
2. Swatted at yellowjacket with rolled up paper.  Missed
3. Swatted again, this time apparently squishing the thing's brain, causing it to act all retarded as it flies into window repeatedly.
4. Swatted again.  Guts aplenty.  Yellowjacket is convulsing in window rail.
5. Scooped out nasty critter with ball point pen, which now convulses on windowsill.
6. Gave yellowjacket a mighty whack.  Bugger's head split open.  Critter is dead.
7. Dumped nasty bug outside of window.

Now my skin is still crawling.  I hate yellowjackets, spiders, and all that shit.