Oh! My Bias (Chapter Two)
Sunli stood up and brushed the dirt off her clothes. "Hi~"
Kiseop pushed her to the side and stood up.
"What the fuck is your problem?" Sunli demanded and pushed him back.
"You were in my way!" Kiseop pushed her again.
"You didn't have to push me!"
The U-Kiss members were watching the weird exchange between the two with confused expressions.
"Kiseop--" Alexander started.
"Shut up! You were in my way and I pushed you. That's it."
"Kiseop."
Kiseop turned to look at his hyung. "What?"
"Would you mind introducing us?"
"Oh, sorry. This is--" He looked at her spitefully. "Choi Sunli. And Sunli, this is U-Kiss."
"I'm sure you know all of us?" Kevin asked hopefully.
"Alexander, Kibum, Eli, Soohyun, Kevin, Dongho."
"You know us all! Are you a KissMe?" Kevin asked again.
"No, I'm a KissYou," she said in English.
"What?"
"Because I'm not afraid to make the first move."
Alexander and Eli snorted, being the two of the three members who are fluent in English. Kevin, on the other hand, had a 'what the fuck' look on his face.
After a few seconds, Kevin finally got the joke. "Oh, I get it." He laughed awkwardly, being the last to catch on.
The conversation returned back to Korean. "Who do you like in U-Kiss?" Soohyun asked.
"Why don't we go inside and sit in the living room?" Sunli retorted.
The others turned to stare at her, shocked at her reply. Eli spoke. "I've never seen a girl with such sass in my life."
Kibum seconded that. "Nether have I." He grinned. "Well, let's go inside."
Once they stepped inside, Sunli stopped short. There was a chandelier in the center of the living room, and the couches were all leather. There was a huge LCD TV on the wall.
"You call this a dorm?"
"Well, it's not much, but it's home," Alexander said.
"Not much? Are you kidding me? This place is huge!"
Dongho looked around. "Well, if you've lived here for almost three years, you wouldn't notice."
"Why don't we sit down and let Sunli tell us about herself?" Kibum suggested.
"Okay, but on one condition."
"What is it?"
Sunli bit her lip in excitement. She's been wanting to see this in personal. "It involves Eli."
Somehow, Eli knew what her condition was. "Oh, no. No, no, no."
"She hasn't said anything yet," Kevin said.
"I know, but I have a feeling I know what it is."
"Shut up and let her finish first." Kiseop chided.
"I want to see Eli imitating a pigeon."
Eli threw his head back and shut his eyes. "This is not happening to me." Everyone turned to look at him. "Oh, fine."
He did as he was asked, and soon the members, including Sunli, were doubled over, laughing until there were tears in their eyes. The only one who wasn't laughing was Eli. "Okay guys, really funny. Now can we get a move on?"
Kevin wiped tears from his eyes. "Okay, Sunli. We've delivered your part of the deal."
Sunli collapsed on the couch. "Okay, fine. Ask me whatever you want."
By this time, the members were already calming down and sitting on the couch. "Okay, who's gonna start?" Alexander asked.
Soohyun raised his hand excitedly. "Me! Pick me, hyung! Me, me me! Hyuuuuung!"
"Well, since you're the only one raising your hand.."
"When did you meet Kiseop?"
Kiseop turned to glare at her. "This morning," she said.
Their jaws dropped. "Are you serious?"
"Dead serious. Next question."
"Have you ever kissed someone?" Alexander asked.
"No."
"What's your main fandom?" Dongho asked.
"2PM. And then U-Kiss."
"So you're a KissMe, then," Kevin clarified.
"I said I'm a KissYou, damn it." Eli and Alexander high-fived each other and laughed. Dongho, who understood a little of English, chuckled. Sunli snorted at the three. Kevin pouted and shrank back into his seat.
"How old are you?"
"16 in Korean age."
"You're so young!" Alexander exclaimed.
To their surprise, Sunli started to sing. "Cheortae eorijiga anha~"
"Deo isang kkomaengiga anya~" Dongho continued.
They all joined in. "I know what's love, nado aneungeol, yatpojima, kkapuljima~"
"I told you, Kevin. I'm a KissMe."
"But you told me you're a KissYou!"
Sunli smacked the back of his head so hard his head almost hit his knees. "Babo."
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Kiseop pushed her to the side and stood up.
"What the fuck is your problem?" Sunli demanded and pushed him back.
"You were in my way!" Kiseop pushed her again.
"You didn't have to push me!"
The U-Kiss members were watching the weird exchange between the two with confused expressions.
"Kiseop--" Alexander started.
"Shut up! You were in my way and I pushed you. That's it."
"Kiseop."
Kiseop turned to look at his hyung. "What?"
"Would you mind introducing us?"
"Oh, sorry. This is--" He looked at her spitefully. "Choi Sunli. And Sunli, this is U-Kiss."
"I'm sure you know all of us?" Kevin asked hopefully.
"Alexander, Kibum, Eli, Soohyun, Kevin, Dongho."
"You know us all! Are you a KissMe?" Kevin asked again.
"No, I'm a KissYou," she said in English.
"What?"
"Because I'm not afraid to make the first move."
Alexander and Eli snorted, being the two of the three members who are fluent in English. Kevin, on the other hand, had a 'what the fuck' look on his face.
After a few seconds, Kevin finally got the joke. "Oh, I get it." He laughed awkwardly, being the last to catch on.
The conversation returned back to Korean. "Who do you like in U-Kiss?" Soohyun asked.
"Why don't we go inside and sit in the living room?" Sunli retorted.
The others turned to stare at her, shocked at her reply. Eli spoke. "I've never seen a girl with such sass in my life."
Kibum seconded that. "Nether have I." He grinned. "Well, let's go inside."
Once they stepped inside, Sunli stopped short. There was a chandelier in the center of the living room, and the couches were all leather. There was a huge LCD TV on the wall.
"You call this a dorm?"
"Well, it's not much, but it's home," Alexander said.
"Not much? Are you kidding me? This place is huge!"
Dongho looked around. "Well, if you've lived here for almost three years, you wouldn't notice."
"Why don't we sit down and let Sunli tell us about herself?" Kibum suggested.
"Okay, but on one condition."
"What is it?"
Sunli bit her lip in excitement. She's been wanting to see this in personal. "It involves Eli."
Somehow, Eli knew what her condition was. "Oh, no. No, no, no."
"She hasn't said anything yet," Kevin said.
"I know, but I have a feeling I know what it is."
"Shut up and let her finish first." Kiseop chided.
"I want to see Eli imitating a pigeon."
Eli threw his head back and shut his eyes. "This is not happening to me." Everyone turned to look at him. "Oh, fine."
He did as he was asked, and soon the members, including Sunli, were doubled over, laughing until there were tears in their eyes. The only one who wasn't laughing was Eli. "Okay guys, really funny. Now can we get a move on?"
Kevin wiped tears from his eyes. "Okay, Sunli. We've delivered your part of the deal."
Sunli collapsed on the couch. "Okay, fine. Ask me whatever you want."
By this time, the members were already calming down and sitting on the couch. "Okay, who's gonna start?" Alexander asked.
Soohyun raised his hand excitedly. "Me! Pick me, hyung! Me, me me! Hyuuuuung!"
"Well, since you're the only one raising your hand.."
"When did you meet Kiseop?"
Kiseop turned to glare at her. "This morning," she said.
Their jaws dropped. "Are you serious?"
"Dead serious. Next question."
"Have you ever kissed someone?" Alexander asked.
"No."
"What's your main fandom?" Dongho asked.
"2PM. And then U-Kiss."
"So you're a KissMe, then," Kevin clarified.
"I said I'm a KissYou, damn it." Eli and Alexander high-fived each other and laughed. Dongho, who understood a little of English, chuckled. Sunli snorted at the three. Kevin pouted and shrank back into his seat.
"How old are you?"
"16 in Korean age."
"You're so young!" Alexander exclaimed.
To their surprise, Sunli started to sing. "Cheortae eorijiga anha~"
"Deo isang kkomaengiga anya~" Dongho continued.
They all joined in. "I know what's love, nado aneungeol, yatpojima, kkapuljima~"
"I told you, Kevin. I'm a KissMe."
"But you told me you're a KissYou!"
Sunli smacked the back of his head so hard his head almost hit his knees. "Babo."
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