Naturals show rocked.
Dear everybody who couldn't make it to The Naturals show tonight,
I pity you from the very bottom of my heart. It is my opinion that nobody should have had to miss a stellar performance like my own this evening, and whoever obstructed your path to the show should be ashamed of himself.
Sincerely,
Parker.
But seriously, the show went awesomely. I got electrocuted a couple of times by faulty stage wiring, but it's all worth it, baby. To those of you already regretting your absence, fear not, my children, for pictures shall be posted soon. An insufficient substitute, to be certain, but it's what must be done.
I hope to see all of you absentees in the front at the next show, to atone for your missteps. Keep checking the website (www.the-naturals.com) for updates and announcements.
I pity you from the very bottom of my heart. It is my opinion that nobody should have had to miss a stellar performance like my own this evening, and whoever obstructed your path to the show should be ashamed of himself.
Sincerely,
Parker.
But seriously, the show went awesomely. I got electrocuted a couple of times by faulty stage wiring, but it's all worth it, baby. To those of you already regretting your absence, fear not, my children, for pictures shall be posted soon. An insufficient substitute, to be certain, but it's what must be done.
I hope to see all of you absentees in the front at the next show, to atone for your missteps. Keep checking the website (www.the-naturals.com) for updates and announcements.