get me the hell away from that mason dixon line

Mar 03, 2007 10:52

First, a couple of thing in order for this to make sense.

1. I love my boobs. They are spectacular, but I've never had the urge to just, you know, grope myself. They're just kinda...there.

2. My apartment is nakedland a lot of the time. However, it's a beautiful day today, so I have the windows open. And since I live in a city, the folks next door and across the street can see right in. In a nod to modesty, I've got on jeans and a bra.

3. My boobs are, um, GINORMOUS. Double DD on a good day, and all the way up the alphabet (I've worn 34 Gs before) on a bad. Which means most bras either flatten my girls to my chest, or separate and lift to where it looks like I've got two missiles strapped on. Or they squash them together, so I've got what looks like a buttcrack on my chest.

4. I'm attracted to smaller tits, myself. A handful, or less, is enough to get my motor running. And while I might like girls, I don't fall into a stupor over breasts. So when guys become deaf and mute when faced with them, it's something I just don't understand.

So, the main point - I just got a new bra. It separates and lifts, but still straps 'em down. It is pretty much the best thing ever. It gives me amazing cleavage, but they're not squished together and they're not going to put someone's eye out.

And I was just sitting there, paying some bills, and I looked down and got it. I totally understood why guys lose any and all sense in the face of tits.

I totally wanted to feel myself up.

I also desperately need a boob icon. Can anyone point me in a direction?

rls: parker is awesome

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