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I'm "cooling my heels" in a cell right now. Luckily my cell phone is also a PDA, and they didn't bother to take it off of me, so here I am posting. Still, dammit. I got bamboozled.
First off, the sacred rock in Orange County? Hard as hell to find. I ended up asking some brawny kid who looked like Russell Crowe to get me directions. He was relatively new to the area, however, and didn't really have a clue where you'd find a sacred rock. Plus, I think he was a little freaked by my entourage of Grixnars
So that didn't help. I ended up wondering around the beach until I found one with some weird carvings in it. So, I look around, strip naked to reveal my hieroglyphics, and then start performing the ritual. It takes me two hours, and finally, I remove the string collars they'd been wearing when I found them. And *pop* there they go. Just in time for the law to pull up and arrest my nude ass for indecent exposure and suspicion of illicit drug use.
Somebody want to come get me? Mr. Gunn? Dennis? Morri? Harm?
Somebody?
First off, the sacred rock in Orange County? Hard as hell to find. I ended up asking some brawny kid who looked like Russell Crowe to get me directions. He was relatively new to the area, however, and didn't really have a clue where you'd find a sacred rock. Plus, I think he was a little freaked by my entourage of Grixnars
So that didn't help. I ended up wondering around the beach until I found one with some weird carvings in it. So, I look around, strip naked to reveal my hieroglyphics, and then start performing the ritual. It takes me two hours, and finally, I remove the string collars they'd been wearing when I found them. And *pop* there they go. Just in time for the law to pull up and arrest my nude ass for indecent exposure and suspicion of illicit drug use.
Somebody want to come get me? Mr. Gunn? Dennis? Morri? Harm?
Somebody?