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[paristorres]

_tom_paris_, you're a dead man. I can't believe we have shore leave -- finally some time to spend together and you're nowhere to be found. At this point, I've decided to go with chakotay (among others) on a hike and will be spending the night at a luxury resort in the foothills of the mountain.

I hope you're enjoying your Orion slave girl program.