It's difficult not to shine for me.
I was cleaning my underwear drawer out and at the far left end of the the drawer I found a crumpled piece of paper. What I found was an old letter, I had written a guy but had never finished to send it to him. So I thought I would post it so everyone could have a little laughter in their day.
Dear Mr. Ibrokeyourheart (name shall remain anonymous),
I'm only saying this in order to bring some closure to myself. In the years that I've known you I always asked myself why I knew so little of your character and it hit me, that I know possibly more than I or you could imagine. To me you are the ideal person I detest and ta type of person I worked my whole life to avoid. I guess my whole reason for being attracted to you was because in a way you remind me of myself; you have a conceited independence about your nature. Yet what turned me off about you the most wasnt your ego, rather your lack of esteem for yourself and the women your surround yourself with. It's as if you have these girls praise you in order to remind yourself of what an important person you are. To me though, I dont like you. This doesn not come from my bruised ego (although you have killed my ego several times), rather it come from a realization I had last time I observed you. I think this insecurtiy on your part must have stemmed from someone's behavior, maybe they taught you that it's ok to make people feel dissolate but it's not, and your PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS dont boast you enough to do such a thing. You told me once that I assume to much, rather though I believe I'm one person who in the maximum amount of time I"ve known you has never made a judgement on others impression of you.
Are you laughing, cause I am. Thats were the letter stopped short and I never got to finish it. I know there are alot of grammatical errors but you must understand that it was unrevised. I hope it brigthens everyones day.