Mar 20, 2006 11:00
It's raining very hard outside right now.
I'm supposed to be studying, but I still have a good 4.5 hours 'til the test. Bagels are seriously the closest thing to ambrosia. I can't stop eating them.
Also, I've sadly misplaced The Areas of My Expertise. This is my attempt to recreate a joke that has never produced laughter:
4. A duck walks into a pharmacy. He asks the pharmacist, "Excuse me, do you have anything for my bill? It is very chapped." The pharmacist says, "We have nothing for ducks here."