Tribal Update
Sunday:
Fake/Real Thanksgiving dinner at my house with Jenn, Liz, Bryan, France, my sister Titi, Titi's boyfriend Sean, my sister Lufi, her friend katie, and the reason why we had thanksgiving dinner in August...my sister's friend from france.
REALLY FUCKING AWESOME FOOD!
Cranium
Stupid Sean being a HUGE jerk and ruining cranium!!! fucker
we went to go see jessica gallardo cause her car got keyed and brought her thanksgiving dinner and then hung out with her FOB ass roommates...hahaha
And then the rest of the week is a blur but we did some AU'SOME stuff...
Hustler store...1st time... weirdo sales guy that kept following us around and asking us if we wanted to test EVERYTHING that we looked at! ...cock rings...that's all that need be said. hahahahahaha
Romantix... creepy creepy creepy fucking people there. but the one that took the cake was the short balding guy wearing a fanny pack buying a fake pussy and other such creepy products
Bryan and Frenchie went to a tennis match and then we met up with them and went to eat chinese food with my momma and my sisters and jenn (liz was hanging out with her family), then came back to my place to make s'mores and smoke hookah con mi familia (MY MOM AND DAD SMOKED HOOKAH). then we watched harold and kumar go to white castle. "NPH wouldn't do that man." "Hurry up guys i'm losing wood over here", and jenn trying to take a bite of the tiny hamburgers that they were in search of.
Today...I didn't go to sleep like at all cause i had an interview where the people that interviewe dme were HUGE FOBs and used words like "defartment". Came back to my house went out to lunch at Islands with liz jenn and bryan, then we all went back to jenns house to chill with mango and play mario kart on super nintendo. alex came over and we all just hung out. then we all left cause it was just SOOO damn hot! jenn liz and i went to swork (stupid John!!! *shakes fist in the air*). jenn dropped me off cause i hadn't slept and i was like passing out in the back of her car. then i wake up a couple hours later to a text from jenn "red or purple" and then i called her and then ummm yeahhh....just found out glorious/terrifying news...from a purchase that they made...I LOVE THE TRIBE!!!
and now i'm chillin with jenn at my house and we halfersed un burrITO and smoked melicot (see word hybrids below) talked to bryan and henri. yeah...henri needs someone to give him head, if anyones up for the job...all i have to say is... he's black.
Funniness:
flying pussy (as jenn threw mango across the room)
"Imma fire. okay i know you're a fire...relax"
"Hairy wood"
Suction cup...ummm PAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Word Hybrids: (worbrids)
fardar- fart & radar
womanity- no explanation needed
melicot- melon & apricot tobbacco
TRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a tribute to the ho. we love you man. (super closet dyke)
Fake/Real Thanksgiving dinner at my house with Jenn, Liz, Bryan, France, my sister Titi, Titi's boyfriend Sean, my sister Lufi, her friend katie, and the reason why we had thanksgiving dinner in August...my sister's friend from france.
REALLY FUCKING AWESOME FOOD!
Cranium
Stupid Sean being a HUGE jerk and ruining cranium!!! fucker
we went to go see jessica gallardo cause her car got keyed and brought her thanksgiving dinner and then hung out with her FOB ass roommates...hahaha
And then the rest of the week is a blur but we did some AU'SOME stuff...
Hustler store...1st time... weirdo sales guy that kept following us around and asking us if we wanted to test EVERYTHING that we looked at! ...cock rings...that's all that need be said. hahahahahaha
Romantix... creepy creepy creepy fucking people there. but the one that took the cake was the short balding guy wearing a fanny pack buying a fake pussy and other such creepy products
Bryan and Frenchie went to a tennis match and then we met up with them and went to eat chinese food with my momma and my sisters and jenn (liz was hanging out with her family), then came back to my place to make s'mores and smoke hookah con mi familia (MY MOM AND DAD SMOKED HOOKAH). then we watched harold and kumar go to white castle. "NPH wouldn't do that man." "Hurry up guys i'm losing wood over here", and jenn trying to take a bite of the tiny hamburgers that they were in search of.
Today...I didn't go to sleep like at all cause i had an interview where the people that interviewe dme were HUGE FOBs and used words like "defartment". Came back to my house went out to lunch at Islands with liz jenn and bryan, then we all went back to jenns house to chill with mango and play mario kart on super nintendo. alex came over and we all just hung out. then we all left cause it was just SOOO damn hot! jenn liz and i went to swork (stupid John!!! *shakes fist in the air*). jenn dropped me off cause i hadn't slept and i was like passing out in the back of her car. then i wake up a couple hours later to a text from jenn "red or purple" and then i called her and then ummm yeahhh....just found out glorious/terrifying news...from a purchase that they made...I LOVE THE TRIBE!!!
and now i'm chillin with jenn at my house and we halfersed un burrITO and smoked melicot (see word hybrids below) talked to bryan and henri. yeah...henri needs someone to give him head, if anyones up for the job...all i have to say is... he's black.
Funniness:
flying pussy (as jenn threw mango across the room)
"Imma fire. okay i know you're a fire...relax"
"Hairy wood"
Suction cup...ummm PAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Word Hybrids: (worbrids)
fardar- fart & radar
womanity- no explanation needed
melicot- melon & apricot tobbacco
TRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a tribute to the ho. we love you man. (super closet dyke)