Oct 23, 2007 15:08
Talk about something you lost.
Embry stole my twinkies. Again. It’s impossible to hide something when all your friends can read your mind. I don’t think Embry even likes twinkies. I think he’s just doing it to drive me nuts. Dumbass.
You know what I’ve lost? My sanity. I miss being able to keep a secret. I’m afraid to think anything anymore, because I don’t want other people knowing about it. And I know more shit about the rest of the pack to last me a lifetime. I know the last time Jared had sex, the last time Sam took a piss, the last time Quil thought about Claire. I know that Paul is ticked off at me because I keep going into Forks to see Bella, and I know he won’t ever say anything because Sam told him not to. Am I supposed to know any of that? No. Do I want to know any of that? Fuck no!
I think I lost my AC/DC shirt. I will bet ten bucks that my sister stole it when she came home to visit. She should get her own damn clothes. Or steal her husband’s. Not mine. She should buy me a new one. Cause I’m her baby brother, and she loves me. Right, Rebecca? Yeah.
the pack,
tm_prompts,
my sisters