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Like omg...you will never believe what happened to me! This jerk was like selling my sex tape! Thats so not hot! I was like so angry that I told him I was taking it...and not paying for it! Now hes sueing my...thats like not hot! I'm totally hiring Johnnie Cochran or that like guy with the big nose Wynona hired...now shes like...hot...I totally sympathize with her. Everyone is like so jealous.