Jul 01, 2004 16:48
i just met the ugliest person in the world. not disfigured or anything, just nauseating to look at. a schoolboy. he was hanging around suspiciously next to my neighbours car with a girl, so i asked him what theyre doing. to which he retorted in a singaporean buffoonish manner, "standing here lah cannot meh?"
i suppose he thought he was being clever or something, but i simply gaped in horror because his appearance frightened me. i wanted to tell him to put his face somewhere so that harmless civilians wouldnt be subjected to the traumatising sight of it. however, no words came, and i gathered myself and gave him a disapproving look before bolting into my house.
now i am going to the bathroom to vomit.