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[paripari]

describe one thought currently on your mind:
why on earth am i awake?

list two things in your bedroom:
bed (which is where i should be located but am not)
a hoard of meiji candy boxes which i have preserved for no particular reason.

name three songs that you like:deftones; no ordinary love

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[heirloom]

i do not observe that to be true; many occassions i have seen you grousing continuously for weeks on your heavy workload, whereas i either not grouse or grouse for an evening. this is highly indicative of the amount of work we do. however no relationship can be formulated as my work is different from yours.

my air flown goods include TWO, read this, TWO LOTR pins, which in turn came from somewhere in the eastern states. the total distance covered by the two pins would be somewhere around twice the distance between singapore and perth. i could have easily forgotten all about them, as i frequently do with my wallets, but no, i am selfless and giving - i even give my wallets to strangers i do not know.

patience is indeed a virtue, but inefficiency should be considered one of the 7 great sins in place of greed. i simply will not put up with the inefficiency of this inadequate civilisation.

penguinification is not an official word, but it certainly makes sense. it is derived from 'personification', but you cannot be personified as you are a person. however you can be penguinified. which brings to mind, since you are quite inclined to make funny braying noises when whining, i suspect you are more jackass penguin than king. i dont see how making things up could possibly benefit me. i am so patient also.

[paripari]

i happen to grouse about schoolwork so that you will not feel too badly about your own state of affairs. it is just a simple act of thoughtfulness which comes naturally to me.

those pins were probably lurking at the bottom of your bag anyway. i am certain they did not add much to its overall weight seeing as your ibook is already significantly heavy (as compared to, say, my powerbook). in some parts of the world, we do not consider it wise to award random strangers with our valuble possessions, but perhaps your wallet was so worthless and your eyes so wonky that you mistook the stranger for a trash receptacle.

however, let it not be said that i am an ingrate. i do appreciate the great pains you have taken to remember my goods, as it is no doubt very taxing on your small brain.

i did not notice that i make braying noises. if i did so in the past, i am sorry to have impinged on your delicate sense of hearing. in the future, i will make sure to only bray loudly whenever you do not happen to have any kind of recording device at hand.

[heirloom]

i am glad to have such a thoughtful and simple friend, but i must sadly inform you your simple acts do not have any effect. simple as they are, i appreciate your effort, and understand different people have different capabilities.

my wallet was far from worthless, in fact, anything that has been touched by me cannot be worthless. i can be said to have some sort of midas touch. improbable, but true.

i say, you are such an ingrate.

old friends do not stand on ceremony; feel free to make braying noises even in the presence of some kind of recording device - i am more than willing to put up with your eccentricities.

[paripari]

truly, i thank you for recognising the immense lengths i go to just for you. your sweet and musical words certainly brighten up my day.

it is certainly not applicable to call me an ingrate now as i have already refuted this groundless accusation beforehand.

you seem to be more willing to put up a video documentary of my behaviour online, rather than to put up with my eccentricities themselves. (chortle at my witty wordplay now) rest assured that i will not allow you to operate any recording device when i am engaged in potentially embarassing activities.