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Jun 23, 2004 21:06

these should be in my new wardrobe.


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heirloom June 23 2004, 07:19:58 UTC
last pair of pants and jacket should be mine. and first shoe.

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paripari June 23 2004, 08:26:41 UTC
unfortunately i can only afford to buy you viktor&rolf spider thingies. i did my very best, missus sharity elephant jacobs.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 09:39:39 UTC
:( it's ok. i have a mountain of donations from primary school children. they never know what they're donating for anyway.

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paripari June 23 2004, 09:55:06 UTC
little did they know their pocket money will go into crazy amounts of oversized plastic buttons. you are evil.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 11:10:46 UTC
there is nothing evil about oversized plastic buttons. like paying the government to grow trees, donating money for my buttons is simply another avenue to beautify your environs. dont be bitter that you do not hold the enviable position of being sharity elephant jacobs. wise ancient sages are never bitter, only wrinkled and salty.

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paripari June 23 2004, 11:19:01 UTC
i do not find that oversized buttons have any sort of beautifying effect.
wrinkled and salty? i was unaware of this. you must have licked many an ancient sage in your time to know the taste so well. i am glad i was not one of your conquests.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 11:22:48 UTC
oversized buttons give extra cheeriness one gets with the bright sun but without extra heat. it is a very efficient cheering device.

i have not licked any ancient sages, but you can see they are wrinkled and salty because they are wrinkled and have white spots which i presume to be extra large crystals of NaCl.

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paripari June 23 2004, 11:28:20 UTC
i understand that simpletons such as yourself require such small pleasures to make your lives worthwhile. however, i happen to be self-sufficient. never have i relied on plastic buttons for my happiness.

you are quite mistaken. according to this, the white spots are not NaCl crystals, but "common and harmless" thingies.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 11:35:08 UTC
let me impose a ban on muji jelly and meiji chocolate on you for a month and we shall see how self sufficient you are.

i'm quite sure the papule discharges are salty, as most bodily discharges in that area contain a high level of nitrogenous substances, which are commonly known to be salty. they may not be NaCl crystals, but they probably taste about the same. don't go experimenting with your food though.

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paripari June 23 2004, 11:43:55 UTC
surely you would not do this to your old friend. still, i suppose such ruthlessness is to be expected of a person of your calibre. you are cruel and sly, just as i am kind and noble.
i'll have you know that i do not consume wrinkled sages at any time of the day. you may go on debating on the taste as much as you like, since i have established that it does not concern me.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 11:49:30 UTC
??????????

you have picked up my kindness and nobility, indeed i could say you have stolen these treasured qualities from me, just as you conveniently and unethically dump your characteristically unethical traits upon me.

i hope you have a nice life.

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paripari June 23 2004, 11:54:14 UTC
now, theres simply no need to be bitter or questioning.
after all, i magnanimously accept you even for your faults and vices, though doubtless, a penchant for deception happens to be one of the more prominent ones.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 12:10:20 UTC
livejournal is clearly inadequate for a person as linguistically able as myself, for what was meant to be jin4 zhu1 zhe3 chi4, jin4 mo4 zhe3 hei1 has turned out to be a series of consecutive questions marks.

it is easy to accept my faults and vices when they are really harmless traits such as an inability to control the outflow of liquid funds when within a certain of radius of a beard papa, corochan, or muji store. you stand to benefit from the nibbles i invariably offer you.

i do not see how you could argue deception to be one of my more prominent vices. in truth, i have never lied for as long as i have had my feet out of the amniotic sac.

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paripari June 23 2004, 20:20:48 UTC
the question marks are hardly constructive. there wasnt even a question preceding them. as for your offerings, you often toss me leftovers as if i were a pet parrot. i will not stand for such derogatory treatment.

your policy of transparency is remniscent of many a shady political party. i suggest you openly admit to your compulsive lying habits as others may be able to accept you more quickly.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 21:47:50 UTC
i do not know why, but our comments make me a lot more giggly at 12.40pm than at 3 am. maybe it is the image of you as a pet parrot. i have to stop giggling in the libary.

the questions marks, as i have mentioned, were meant to be a very wise chinese saying. i am sorry for you if you think they were hardly constructive. apparently you do not possess the capacity to appreciate them. maybe it is because you are a pet parrot.

by the way, i do not toss mere leftovers to you. i believe i am far more generous than that. i believe i am right (xinfinite). the only incident where i felt a tinge of guilt and selfishness was when i had not the power to sway henry choo to distribute some of his warmth to you. i felt intense pity for you for about a nanosecond at not being able to experience his warmth.

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heirloom June 23 2004, 22:13:07 UTC
xinfinite actually is multiplied infinitely

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