May 04, 2007 03:16
There are certain times when you have exhausted all available means of procrastination and then you just have to make shit up...
Luke
Level 7: Gay
Level 7: Geek
Level 1: Gay Gamer Prestige Class
Gay leveling explanation:
Level 1: Coming Out
Level 2: Volunteering at the LGBT Resource Center
Level 3: Long-standing relationship with weird-ass break-up
Level 4: Buying the Fergie, Natalie Imbruglia, TLC, and Paula Abdul albums
Level 5: Multiple one-night stands coupled with going to Detour more than twice a week
Level 6: Swearing off sex and bars for a month due to the instruction of the executive director of Lambda Alliance.
Level 7: Getting elected to Lambda Alliance executive board.
Geek leveling explanation:
Level 1: Playing Dungeons and Dragons
Level 2: Collecting comic books
Level 3: Buying a comic book price guide to price your collection
Level 4: Becoming a Game Master!
Level 5: Surviving World of Warcraft
Level 6: Attending DragonCon more than once
Level 7: Serving as President of the UGA Gamers' Association
Prestige Class explanation:
Level 1: Being in a Dungeons and Dragons game with one or more guys that you have slept with.
Hmmm...I hope that came out as funny and not creepy. But I shall not delete it as it represents a good 10 minutes of my life. I'm tired and should complete that paper I've been working on...