Optimism
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My horoscope for the week:
Gemini May 21 - June 21
You will feel very much like a fish out of water this week when your limbs are sadistically bound with rope and you are dropped off the bow of an ocean liner into the Pacific.
But I also get an exciting trip to the Pacific ocean, which I have never visited before, and I get to take a ride on an ocean liner, so I guess everything does balance out in the end!
My horoscope for the week:
Gemini May 21 - June 21
You will feel very much like a fish out of water this week when your limbs are sadistically bound with rope and you are dropped off the bow of an ocean liner into the Pacific.
But I also get an exciting trip to the Pacific ocean, which I have never visited before, and I get to take a ride on an ocean liner, so I guess everything does balance out in the end!