Who Framed Roger Ebert
Good news for the Pepsi Generation! Pepsi will be offering a new service in which loved ones that have recently passed away can be taken to one of their many soda plantations. Where for a small fee of 99 cents a pound, they will be hooked up to a powerful vacuum that can painlessly alleviate them of their internal organs. Following this organ removal, the deceased will be dried out and flattened to a thin sheet not unlike a pressed flower where they can then be framed and displayed in your home so that their memory, unlike their body, may never die.
Now that sounds like a sweet treat to me! Thank you Pepsi, thank you.
Now that sounds like a sweet treat to me! Thank you Pepsi, thank you.