Oh, Maine

[pargoletta]

We need to talk. Specifically, about you making like California and repealing your gay marriage law. At least you had the minor-league class to do it before it was put into effect, and, yes, it was a close (52 - 48) race, but still.

You know what this means, don't you, Maine?

This means that we will have to send some Stephen King characters after you . . .