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so i just got home from seeing paris hiltons new movie. laura and i had a little backwards date. ice cream. movie. then dinner. whatever we are a backwards kind of folk. anyways we got to the theatre so early, but just in time to find out ron jeremy has the same taste in movies as us. and on that note.
paris hiltons new movie was quite possible the most brilliant piece of cinematic genius Ive come across in quite some time.
1. that girl from old school, jen linleys crush from season 5, the brother from meet the parents, paris hilton, that sweet pointguard from coach carter, and wade made such an excellent ensemble. I sensed how real their relationships were the minute I saw them eating those fries in that "diner" in the first scene.
2. I mean i understand this day an age we've seen a lot of scary movies and gone through plenty of genres of effects and what not, but this movie tackled every horror movie cliche known to mankind...succeeding flawlessly if i do say so myself.
3. the real reason this movie is incredible...paris hilton. I would marry her for the strip tease alone. not only is she a breathtaking actress but she had one killer, mind the pun, wardrobe as well. my friend sean comments...
fatch18: i thought i was funny how she wasnt even allowed into the town
fatch18: they just kept her on the outskirts
4. the reality of the injuries. enough said.
5. honestly though the set was pretty amazing. I mean I really wanted to dive right into that burning hot wax and scratch my way through the walls.
6. the irony of the siamese twins. when he put that knife through the figures I almost split in half at the side. (im on a role tonight) not to mention the fusing back together of two lost souls in the end. genius, pure unadulterated genius. when she was forced to use her severed finger to peel her super glued mouth open, I almost teared up. then when she was "confused" in the ambulance at the end and placed her bandaged finger on her burnt lips to ease the pain of thought. ah-mazing.
7. i've yet to touch on the real winner of the night. no it wasnt the audience. it wasnt the director. it certainly wasnt ron jeremy. it was the script. every loose end tied up, it was almost sealed shut you know with wax. (im sorry i couldnt help myself, comedy is in threes). The backstories, the coincidences, the dialogue, the humor, the wit, the brillance.
seriously though, its worth the seven bucks. I mean not for the faint of heart, or stomach for that matter. I did have my greatest fear personified. dropped my cell phone again. and hey I mean who can complain after they've spent a night out with l.ham. its all good kiddies. and good night.
paris hiltons new movie was quite possible the most brilliant piece of cinematic genius Ive come across in quite some time.
1. that girl from old school, jen linleys crush from season 5, the brother from meet the parents, paris hilton, that sweet pointguard from coach carter, and wade made such an excellent ensemble. I sensed how real their relationships were the minute I saw them eating those fries in that "diner" in the first scene.
2. I mean i understand this day an age we've seen a lot of scary movies and gone through plenty of genres of effects and what not, but this movie tackled every horror movie cliche known to mankind...succeeding flawlessly if i do say so myself.
3. the real reason this movie is incredible...paris hilton. I would marry her for the strip tease alone. not only is she a breathtaking actress but she had one killer, mind the pun, wardrobe as well. my friend sean comments...
fatch18: i thought i was funny how she wasnt even allowed into the town
fatch18: they just kept her on the outskirts
4. the reality of the injuries. enough said.
5. honestly though the set was pretty amazing. I mean I really wanted to dive right into that burning hot wax and scratch my way through the walls.
6. the irony of the siamese twins. when he put that knife through the figures I almost split in half at the side. (im on a role tonight) not to mention the fusing back together of two lost souls in the end. genius, pure unadulterated genius. when she was forced to use her severed finger to peel her super glued mouth open, I almost teared up. then when she was "confused" in the ambulance at the end and placed her bandaged finger on her burnt lips to ease the pain of thought. ah-mazing.
7. i've yet to touch on the real winner of the night. no it wasnt the audience. it wasnt the director. it certainly wasnt ron jeremy. it was the script. every loose end tied up, it was almost sealed shut you know with wax. (im sorry i couldnt help myself, comedy is in threes). The backstories, the coincidences, the dialogue, the humor, the wit, the brillance.
seriously though, its worth the seven bucks. I mean not for the faint of heart, or stomach for that matter. I did have my greatest fear personified. dropped my cell phone again. and hey I mean who can complain after they've spent a night out with l.ham. its all good kiddies. and good night.