Er ...
It wasn't us.
There shall be no eighth Weasley
Sorry Hermione
Sorry Ron
Sorry Harry.
Sorry Bill.
... and again. Sorry.
Sorry Fred and George
Sorry Severus
Sorry Remus
We don't know who the Spice Rack Girls are ... really.
The Ging-er one isn't a Weasley no.
BUT ANYWAY. WHAT WE'RE ON THESE THINGS TO ASK ANYWAY IS WHAT THE HELL WENT ON IN OUR HOME LAST NIGHT YOU BUNCH OF TEENAGE DRUNKS?!?!1!!?!!
Love Mummy and Daddy
XXX