Jul 12, 2011 22:01
[The communicator switches on, and you see a white-shelled alien lady looking into it for a second, and then down, fidgeting, and then back up again.
Oh dear! She clears her throat before speaking... What could she possibly be addressing everyone over?
She looks intensely into the camera feed, black eyes narrowing in concentration and determination before she very decidedly speaks a single, important word...]
Mail.
We are all from different worlds, different walks of life, all sorts of races and backgrounds. However, I am under the impression that we are all bound together by the sense of community, as we are all trapped within this bubble of sorts.
This does not have to be so terrible! As we are all within these confines, we can communicate with something that is not these communicators, something private, something discrete, something down-to-earth... so to speak!
That is mail! I wonder how many of you have had a postal system where you were from! I also wonder why can we not have that here. I don't think we have a mail system here... I don't think I've seen one...
But, yes! Why don't we discuss these things? If you'd like, I could very well lend my services to a postal system here, as I have experience in the field. Very much so.
O-oh, also! If you want to know, my name is PM! It is very nice to make your acquaintance.