[Voice/Text/Video] PM: Be frightfully new.

[parcelmistress]

[Hello, residents of Vatheon! Do you ever get those newcomers who are just so unphased by everything they come across that it's hard to tell whether or not they are just that new? You know, the ones that automatically locate their communicator and all the information it holds and acclimate to everything around themselves just as quickly

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more video more dersites

[vaultstuck]

[PROSPIT
SUX]

Stop banging on the fucking keys.

sure is video for real now

[parcelmistress]

[RUDE.]

What?

[Hey, look! Another dersite! They sure are friendly, welcoming her like this.]

Oh, I didn't realize...

WHAT IF GOSHING INCOHERENTLY continuing video, still a tihng

[vaultstuck]

[UR RUDE]

Well don't do it again.

what if lol and video 1/2

[parcelmistress]

[No, sir. No. I am a LADY.]

Well, I'll certainly try not to!

dfewurf

[parcelmistress]

[Uh. Whoops.]

...That was an accident.

do we need to keep saying video, is it implied yet

[vaultstuck]

[so.......]

You're not too bright, are you.

WELL OKAY GOSH

[parcelmistress]

[Again. RUDE.]

I'd like to think I am!

I WAS JUST WONDERING GOSH

[vaultstuck]

[NO U]

Thinking and being aren't the same.

NETWORK THINGIES ARE HARD

[parcelmistress]

[JERK.]

But isn't brightness relative to begin with?

GOSH MORE.....

[vaultstuck]

[stare. also u a loser.]

Nope.

too much goshing

[parcelmistress]

[Only jerks would say such things!]

Yes, I am pretty sure it is.

impossible

[vaultstuck]

[nope!!!!]

You're also kind of dumb. Maybe you can see why I'm not convinced.

[parcelmistress]

[Okay, that was a jerk thing to say.]

Maybe you're the dumb one! How do you expect me to understand every single thing that comes with randomly appearing to the middle of somewhere?

[vaultstuck]

[okay maybe that was a little rude yes B)c]

You could start by not smashing on the stupid fish thing.

[parcelmistress]

[You're a stupid fish thi-- Wait, no. But you are rude. And a jerk.]

I only did it those two times, and one was by accident! Also, why is it shaped like a stupid fish thing anyway? It's awkward to hold.

[vaultstuck]

[ur gross]

Because we're under a fucking ocean. The pink-- [okay what actually was that word for pink squishy people, hold on] human things make them, not me.