Hey, kids, the HOMOSEXUAL MAFIA's out to murder you and repeatedly sodomize your corpse!

[parazel]

http://mediamatters.org/items/200611140008

MICHAEL SAVAGE: And I want to tell you something, and I'm going to say it to you loud and clear. The radical homosexual agenda will not stop until religion is outlawed in this country. Make no mistake about it. They're all not nice

Comments

[descartes_rock]

You obviously have never heard of the secret gay handshake?

[parazel]

No. I wanna be in on this! I'll even go lesbian for it, I'm that curious.

[descartes_rock]

You have to pledge allegiance to the homosexual conspiracy. They make you kill a small animal and burn a bible to prove that your made of the right stuff.

[parazel]

Oooh. Can I kill an infant in place of a small, fuzzy animal? I think it would show a great amount of dedication to the cause of murdering everyone in sight.

And I can't wait to burn that Bible! Might want to burn some Christians along with it, too, because as a potential member of the Homosexual Mafia, that gets two jobs done: banning religion and killing people.

Ugh.

[descartes_rock]

correction: you're