Hookworm naming contest!

[parathalyn]

Okay, my morbidly amused brain (which must also be on crack apparently) just can't leave this alone. So, I have to ask you all to give me your suggests for the best names for a hookworm. Bonus points for creativity and yuck factor.


Bush (cheez_ball)
Cheney (cheez_ball)
Cootie (parathalyn)
Crud (parathalyn)
Detritis (cheez_ball)
Dubya (marsgirl_73)
Hooks (parathalyn)
Hubris (cheez_ball)
Leechy (parathalyn)
Nema (parathalyn)
Rhetoric (cheez_ball)
Rice (cheez_ball)
Rumsfeld (cheez_ball)
Silence & Evil One (marsgirl_73)
Sucker (parathalyn)