Bat-madness

[parasupernormal]

     Well, it's been a while... a while in which:

A) I went to watch Batman for a second time, this time at a much better cinema with a much huger screen, even though I couldn't afford it.
B) I almost fainted with joy at the sight of The Joker and Batman t-shirts in FCUK... on sale!!!!
C) I got really into Bat-fandom.

Fic-wise: to utterbasketcase and

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[ghostmachines]

i think you should write harvey dent/ghostmachines! sew underrated ;_;

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[parasupernormal]

The truth of the matter was, Harvey only pretended to be in love with Rachel Dawes to piss Bruce off.
Really, he was having an affair behind everyone’s backs, with a piece of jail-bait fan-girl who had to stand on a footstool to reach when they made out, because she was only, like, two-foot seven. Her name was Ghostmachines. Ghostmachines was really only going out with Harvey because she envied him his hair, which was long and blonde and wavy (and would have looked more at home on a ken doll), and, well, being one of the richest men in Gotham didn’t exactly hurt either, right? And, as time went on, Harvey became even more rich and famous and his hair got even more thick and lush, and Ghostmachines went to billions of rich-and-famous parties; but that was getting old quickly… not to mention he now had competition, in the face of Gotham’s brand new criminal mastermind, The Joker (because everyone knows evil is sexier

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[ghostmachines]

LOL OMFG ILUSM WIFEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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[ghostmachines]

I MAED U A PRAZINT IN HONOR OF THIS AMAZINGNESS:

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[parasupernormal]

OMIGAWD LOLZ

you're welcome btw ;D