"[Your attitude] shows a simultaneous fear to actually innovate and improve while spilling gallons of capitulative semen to a fatuous, dystopian cuckold wank-mare."
Yup, it's an iPad
rant, of what seems to be the beginning of a counter-backlash.
FWIW, first thing I thought of when I saw an iPad were the detachable screens from Avatar... not "quite" of course, but, it's a start.