[IC thread continuation]

[parasol_hero]

...I should have known.

[is holding this.]

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[spiderman_ver_4]

[sidling over from where he's been watching the fun]

Whatcha got there?

[parasol_hero]

Look at this supreme example of fathomless stupidity!

[showing him the note that accompanied the bottle]

[spiderman_ver_4]

[reads. also he's chewing something]

Hm. Fucktard.

[parasol_hero]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

...What's that you've got there?

[spiderman_ver_4]

Some kinda chewy mint-things. You know...nah, you wouldn't want to hear it.

[parasol_hero]

You had better have found them in the mess hall! And how can you be so sure of that? Of course I want to hear what you've got to say.

[spiderman_ver_4]

'Course I did. Checked 'em over first, too...they're weird but not too bad.

What I gotta suggest isn't particularly Heroic. 'S pure Sound.

[parasol_hero]

I'm glad one of you boys listens to me!

...Keep talking.

[spiderman_ver_4]

...I'd like to claim credit for my common sense, but it doesn't capslock at me.

Return the gift. With interest.

[parasol_hero]

What do you mean?

And how would you suggest I go about that?

[spiderman_ver_4]

I mean if the little voice tellin' me not to do something isn't so little and uses a lot of random capitalization, it's probably your influence.

Simple, a good old-fashioned shake 'n spray.

[parasol_hero]

Well, you'd better not be complaining about that, mister!

Why, that's...[eyes go wide]

[spiderman_ver_4]

So far, nothing to complain about. Here, try one.

A cheap shot? Yeah, but...

[parasol_hero]

[does so] I was talking about my influence, not the mint, but it's not bad!

No, I didn't mean that! I don't see why you think it isn't Heroic!

[spiderman_ver_4]

'Cause it was...

...heh, never mind, if you aren't adverse I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it.

[parasol_hero]

Well, I fail to see what's so unHeroic about subjecting evil to the indignity of being covered in soda! If anything, I think it's very fair! After all, when Stan's got a physical form here in camp, he lacks his magic, so fighting him feels like an anticlimax!