Okage Chapter 3: As Her Majesty Commands

Apr 15, 2007 18:24

...And here I thought Chapter 5 was the longest one. I stand corrected.

As usual, Okage is the property of Zener Works and does not belong to me, I'm not making any profit from this although I wouldn't say no if I were. 80+ pages, wtf??. Any grammar or spelling errors in the text are exactly as they appear in-game.

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parasol_hero April 15 2007, 17:38:52 UTC
Rosalyn: …Humph, I won. You brag about
being an Evil King but being a bendy
flapjack is your only real ability!
Kisling: Well, this pointless argument is
interesting but look! Something is
going on over there too, isn’t it?
Rosalyn: …Heh? Oh, it’s true.
I wonder what is going on? Let’s go
Ari!

Inn:

Inn Master: It seems the Princess is in town now.
You won’t have another chance.
You’d better go see her now.

House:

Young Man in Love with Miss Madril: (Sigh)…I’m no good.
I’m an uncool unpopular man.
But…but every waking moment.
All I can think of is her.
If she gives me any kind of smile,
it’ll be heavenly.
I have to become a man
more suitable for her sense
of taste and style. But how…?
I can make her give me
a smile, I know it!
But…

Shop:

Grumpy Old Man: Lately, knickknacks sell well.
It’s because of all the heroes
coming here.
If there was one who had a little
class, I would consider him for
my cousin Tilara…
Of course, he would have to pull
off a great coup first.

Restaurant:

Blackboard: Lunch Special
fish filet a la Meuniere marinated in
a special mustard sauce.
Snow fish and herb wraps.
Rare steak of crackle fish.
Fried shelled shrimp in wine sauce.
Marinated public fish.
Special healthy soup.
Homemade ingredients welcomed.

Man from Fisherman’s Cooperative: Hey kiddo.
Why don’t you learn to fish?
Fishing is good, it calms your mind.
Ari: Responses: -I’m not interested in fishing.
-Sounds like fun.
-So does herbal tea…
Man from Fisherman’s Cooperative: Oh, you knew that, huh.
Yes, fishing is indeed good.
Spiritual sport, it is.
It is really true that fishing
is a sacred sport that
finds your true heart.

Rich Kid: Hey mister, you’re the one
who does trick with your
shadow, aren’t you?
Come on, show me, show me!
Please!
Ari: Responses: -Don’t show him.
-Show him.
-I hear brats are irritating. Show me!
Stan: I’m no circus attraction, slave!
Don’t summon me unless you
want abuse!!
Rich Kid: Wow! That’s awesome!
Great show!
Here, take this!
*Ari acquired “Shiny Lens”!*
Stan: See! Anyone who witnesses my
grand visage is compelled to
bestow gifts in thanks. Ha ha ha!
Rich Kid: I wonder if there are any good
rumors floating around.

Tidy Bar Owner: There are so many people claiming
to be heroes showing up, I almost
ran out of supplies.
For some reason it seems good
seafood is not available lately.
In Rashelo of all places. Go figure.
We may have to start serving salad
instead of seafood.

In the Dumps Lighthouse Keeper: Hi. How are you>
I’m not good at all.
I’m depressed. (Sigh)
The lighthouse isn’t working.
Usually, it’s so easy to fix because
I am so familiar with it…
But the cog of an important gear
chipped. It was very Rare Gear.
Very hard to find.
The craftsman who made it is gone.
Ah…I wonder if there is anything
that could replace the gear…
*In the Dumps Lighthouse Keeper
has an eye on the “Rare Gear”
that Ari has!*
In the Dumps Lighthouse Keeper: Um? What is this?
Ohh? Ohhh?
Could it possibly be?
Wonderful! This is it!
A contortion index of 10.28%!
This is such a Rare Gear!
I got it, I got it!
Yeehaw!
I got it!
Hey you, where did you find it?
Well, it doesn’t matter.
Thank you! Thank you very much!
On behalf of all of Rashelo, let me
express my appreciation.
Thank you very much.
Oops, sorry. Guess I got a bit too
excited. But really, wow.
This is really great.
Umm…I want to give something in
return but I don’t have much.
Would you accept this?
This is a Penlight, a special one.
It’s a piece of art made by the Royal
City First Work Shop, Inc. It’s great!
You don’t need to repair it, either.
It will last a really long time too.
Never runs out.
I’ll take it. Thanks!
*Ari acquired “Penlight”!*
Lighthouse Keeper who Regained His Pep: The only thing left is to repair
the fresnel lens and clean it up.
The Rashelo Lighthouse will be
back in business tonight.

Stan: This lighthouse looks…suspicious.
I like suspicious places.
I’m going inside. Don’t move.
What’s that…Eck!
It’s a rats’ nest. It’s not what
I wanted. What a disappointment!
I only found this thingy.
Can’t humans find more interesting
things to lose?
Why can’t humans lose horrifying
weapons like a Rashelo Destructo
Device or seas of lava or…
Here, slave.
Take this thingy.
*Ari acquired “Letter Bottle”!*

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