Okage Chapter 3: As Her Majesty Commands

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...And here I thought Chapter 5 was the longest one. I stand corrected.

As usual, Okage is the property of Zener Works and does not belong to me, I'm not making any profit from this although I wouldn't say no if I were. 80+ pages, wtf??. Any grammar or spelling errors in the text are exactly as they appear in-game.

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[parasol_hero]

Unlucky Man: Somehow, I’m always out of luck.
I just don’t get it.
I try this, and it doesn’t work out.
I try that, and it doesn’t work out.
It’s like I’ve completely
run out of luck.
Does that ever happen to you?
You know what I think?
I think my life started going
downhill ever since I was fired
from the research center…

Gossip Monger: Hey, be careful because there is
a strange guy roaming around here.
And there are more weird things
happening around this town,
like ghosts and things.
That guy I just saw, he suddenly just
grabbed my hand and
introduced himself.
That’s so perverted, don’t you think?
And then he called himself
Batten GlinGlin or something and
went on his way.
He sure was a weirdo…
Ooo, now I’m thinking about him again.
I’ll go and wash my hands later.

Gloomy Researcher: Hey, what do you want?
You can’t come in unless
you’ve got business here
at the research center.
Or are you saying that
you have business here?
Which is it?
Ari: Responses: -Um, no, not really.
-I have business.
-Forget it.
Gloomy Researcher: What kind of business?
You can’t say, can you?
You probably shouldn’t lie.
Then please go home.
Don’t leave anything behind.
Good-bye.

Lover Boy in Town: Oh, Miss Madril…
Not a day goes by without
my yearning for you.
Oh, can’t you feel my pure and
beautiful heart beat for you?
Oh, why is life so cruel?
How could it be that I, with my super
handsome features, don’t even live
up to her standards?
Oh, it can’t be…!

Research Center:

Researcher: Hold it, stay right there.
Are you people from some research
organization? You sure don’t look it.
Ari: Responses: -I’m from a research organization.
-What’s a research organization?
-Hey, lay off geek!
Researcher: See?
You’re just amateurs after all.
We don’t deal with you people
here at the Research Center.
Go on, go home.
Stan: Behave yourself!
Who do you think you’re talking to?
For now, I will let you go since
you seem like you’re engaged
in evil deeds.
You’d better thank me
and watch what you say
in the future.
Researcher: Wow, what’s this?
A new form of life?
Or a new species of animal?
Stan: What mindless drags.
Can’t you hear what I’m saying?
Researcher: Hmm, I’d bet that it came into
being during the Cambria Period.
But then again, it could be
a simple magic trick.
Never mind!
It’s no time to be concerned
about such an unimportant issue.
Anyway, I would really appreciate
if you people stopped bothering me.
So go on, go home.
Stan: Now why can’t they be
more graceful when
they are engaged in evil deeds?
They should follow
the beauty of my example.
Researcher: We have no time to waste on
amateurs like you.
Go on, go home.