Okage Chapter 3: As Her Majesty Commands

Apr 15, 2007 18:24

...And here I thought Chapter 5 was the longest one. I stand corrected.

As usual, Okage is the property of Zener Works and does not belong to me, I'm not making any profit from this although I wouldn't say no if I were. 80+ pages, wtf??. Any grammar or spelling errors in the text are exactly as they appear in-game.

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parasol_hero April 15 2007, 17:34:38 UTC
Dill Sorry for Blabbering: Hey you!
I hear that you’re travelling
with that parasol woman!
That parasol woman is
an aide to the Whisker-Mole Team!
I wish the Spotted-Cat Team
had an aide, too.
No, I mean,
the Spotted-Cat Team isn’t
that desperate!

Posting: I’ve decided to go on a trip
since my shop has been ravaged
by the Sewer Evil King.
Please don’t look for me…

Madril Sewerage Bureau:

Ultra-Serious Sewer Staffer: It’s so quiet and peaceful now.
It’s all because of you. Thank you,
thank you for all your help.
But I got to thinking, maybe this was
a good incident.
How else do you get people to give
thought to the sewer, as it is always
hidden from view?
So I think that, in some ways,
it was actually good. Yes, I do.
But on second thought,
I shouldn’t say that.
That’s not good to think that.
I shouldn’t thank the Evil King, right?
I’ll just be simply happy with the fact
that the sewer is once again a quiet
and peaceful place. Yes, I will.

Madril General Store:

Astonished Girl: It looks like they finally cleaned up
the junk that was blocking
the street.
The waste management crew
here works so slow!
But what they really should’ve done
was to get Maggie and
the gang to clean it up.
Everyone knows who did it.

Assistant Boy: From time to time,
a wandering peddler
visits our town.
When he comes, the store owner
always loans him a space here
for setting up shop.
Come again sometime
if you’re interested.

General Store Owner: Hello, come and take a look inside.
I have a lineup of some great tools.

Posting: This is the Mr. Big, Inc. building.
No unauthorized persons may enter.
Please leave immediately. Or else
you’ll get frightened or hurt or
something unpleasant like that.
Hurry! Sneaking up behind you is…

Gear House:

Gear Freak: Oh, sob
It doesn’t matter how much
I love her.
One day, my Ondeene will go on…
and join her edges
with some nobody.
Oh, just the thought makes me cry…

Gear Expert: Who am I? Guess by my silhouette!
No, I won’t do that.
You can see me anyway.
I am the self-professed Gear Expert!
Here in Madril,
we have countless gears.
But they were not made by us.
All gears, no, the entire town
was left behind from an ancient
time they called the Pre-Age Period.
But nothing is known.
Nothing…nothing about the Pre-Age
Period is known to us.
That’s why we are attracted
so much to our gears,
our mysterious objects! Gear Love!

Gear Gaffer: Welcome to the Gear House!
This is a house for people who…
want to kiss gears, hug gears,
love gears and marry gears!
The password is Gear Love!

Freaked Out Lad: I wonder if I’m lost in some
really freaky place?
I can’t handle it. How do the people
around here do it?

Madril Upper Level:

Girl’s Voice: Everyone, please listen.
Please listen to my song.
Oh hello there, would you please?
Passerby: Sorry, I can’t.
I don’t have time.
Girl’s Voice: Oh, I see.
Someone, please listen.
Please listen to my song.

Singing Girl: Oh, hello there!
Ari: Responses: -Who, me?
-You don’t mean me.
-Oh, great.
Singing Girl: Yes! You!
Please!
Please, listen to my story!
Um, I’m sorry if I startled you,
asking you to stop and listen.
Um.
Could you please listen to
my singing?
Ari: Responses: -Yes, I guess.
-No, thanks.
-Let me get back to you.
Singing Girl: Hi, my name is Linda.
I want to be a teen idol singer.
So here I am, working hard
to let everyone know about me
and my songs.
But…
People in the big city are so cold.
Sometimes I feel
I can’t go one anymore.
Ari: -Hey, keep it up!
-That’s life for you.
-You have to work at some things.
Singing Girl Linda: Oh! What warm,
encouraging thoughts!
Thank you so very much!
I knew you were a
very nice person!
So let me sing for you,
straight from my heart!
This song has no words or title yet, but please listen!
Lah, la, la, la, la, la, lah
La, lah, la, la, la, la, lah
La, la, lah, la, la, la, lah
La, lah, la, lah, la, la, lah
La, lah, la, lah, la, la, lah
La, la, lah, la, la, la, lah
Stan: Oh, stop it! Are you tone deaf!
You think I can’t here?
My ears are about to fall off!

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