Okage Chapter 2: Enter the Pink Hero and her Parasol
Okage Chapter 2 is under the cut! The usual warning and disclaimers apply. There are some odd typos in this chapter, but I've kept them as they are in the game, rather than fix them.
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He’s just some phony called
the Sewer Evil King or something!
Why is it that he’s the only one that
the heroes are after when
I’m the true Evil King?!
What an insult!
Ari: Responses: -You want heroes to go after you?
-That’s the way it goes.
-(Uh, you were in a bottle for centuries.)
Stan: Humph!
But of course, I’ll apply my
backhand to those second rate
heroes in a flash!
Anyway.
It is moi who will defeat this
so-called Sewer Evil King!
I will show those lamer heroes who
the true Evil King is!
Slave! Go and begin your search!
I’ll subjugate the Sewer Evil King!
I’ll teach him who is the real Evil King!
Now hurry up and search slave!
Bossy Kid: Hey, hey!
You Whisker-Mole Team spy!
It’s not fair for you
to act so big just because
you have a curious shadow!
I know everything about this town
but I won’t tell guys
like you anything!
Ari: Responses: -Oh, but do tell me!
-Oh, ok.
-Whatever.
Bossy Kid: Humph!
I will never tell you…
that there is a back-way that
goes through the east side of
town that only we know about!
I won’t tell you even if
you torture me that
Toby watches the secret entrance!
Ari: Responses: -Thank you.
-That’s enough.
-That wasn’t hard at all.
Bossy Kid: Oops.
But I’ll never tell you as long as
I live that my name is Dill!
Blabber Dill: Darn.
I’ll never say again…
that there is a back-way that
goes through the east side of
town that only we know about…
and that Toby watches it!
You hear?!
Toby’s House:
Toby: Hi, what’s your name?
Do you want to pass?
Well, can you say, like, the password?
Ari: Responses: -Viva Whisker-Mole Team!
-Spotted-Cat Team is the best!
-Yeah, if I wanted to.
Toby: Yeah, the Spotted Cats?
They’re great.
Maggie’s so pwetty, you know.
Go on, you can pass.
*going through the back door of Toby’s house, there’s a pipe that Ari walks across to reach the other side of Madril’s lower level*
Posting: “I am the Sewer Evil King.
One day I will conquer the world.
But for now, this house
in Madril will do.
How would you like to join me?
For details, call 1-555-I-AM-EVIL.”
Madril General Store:
Astonished Girl: I swear, I can’t believe
what the Spotted-Cat Team did!
I just can’t believe that they left
some junk by a deserted building
to block the street….
And they come and
go through a manhole,
calling it a secret back-way!
I should tell Maggie to cut back on
the kid’s games and spend more time
on beauty treatments, like me.
*The assistant boy noticed Ari’s “Fruit Knife”!*
Assistant Boy: Oh, my…
Hey, boy, where did you get this?
At the blacksmith’s in Tenel?
I see.
Hey boy, do you realize how
incredibly valuable this stuff is?
The curve, the crest…
No mistake that this is
the work of Kumaguro IV, aka the
”Vanguard of Sword Smithery”.
It’s been 10 years since the genius
that led the “Post-Modern Smithery”
movement disappeared.
So that’s where he’s been!
I’ll pay you 300 sukel for this!
Sell it to me!
Ummmm. That’s too bad.
Come again if you change your mind.
What’s that?
Changed your mind?
Fine, I’ll splurge and pay 400 sukel
for that Fruit Knife!
Sell it to me!
Great! Here is the money.
From time to time,
a wandering peddler
visits our town.
When he comes, the store owner
always loans him a space here
for setting up shop.
Come again sometime
if you’re interested.
General Store Owner: Hello, come and take a look inside.
I have a lineup of some great tools.
Posting: Admittance is currently limited
due to heroes filling up the office.
-Sewer Management Office
File Clerk: All right. All heroes, please be
patient and wait in a single file.
Oh, and please, do not lose
the number I gave you.
Yes, yes, in a single file, please…
Annoyed Hero: How much longer?
How much?
I’ve been standing in line all day!
Oh, I bet by now the guys who went
underground before me have
defeated the Evil King.
Angry Hero: Hey! Hey, you! No cutting in line!
How dare you call yourself a hero
with such manners!
Grumpy Hero: Stupid!
I just left to go to the restroom!
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